Category: Zone BBS Suggestions and Feedback
can you please create a wourldwide telephone party line called
phonemaster999? Can you please make phonemaster999 have the following
features: teen chat corner, listen to all worldwide cable and
satellite television stations, instant message, live chat, warn,
block, suspend account, expel account, create account, create email
account, create email address book, read email, send email, delete
email account, create any website, create any web domain, create any
area code anyone desires, create any phone number anyone desires, call
any phone number anyone desires, create voicemail account, check
voicemail, delete voicemail account, create buddy list, add buddy,
create buddy comment, locate buddy, delete buddy, delete buddy list,
listen to sirius satellite radio, listen to fm radio, listen to am
radio, listen to XM satellite radio, listen to shortwave radio, chat
on ameture radio, chat on citizen band radio, play blackjack, play
poker, enter slot machines, get local and international weather
reports, get local and international news updates, get sports updates,
get international date and time, and surf the internet. Please put
really high securety protection on this chatline as soon as it comes
out to protect all callers that wil use the service. Please make
phonemaster999 work under voice commands. Please make phonemaster999
run under prerecorded human speech. Please make phonemaster999 have
local access numbers that are 1-800-collect accessible. Also make a
website for phonemaster999 called
Http://www.phonemaster999.com/html.
Please have an area on
phonemaster999.com
where people can get local
access numbers pertaining to their area code, phone number, country
code, zip code, country, province,state, county, and city by entering
the info in a form. Can you please come out with phonemaster999 on
June 1, 2007 at Midnight eastern daylight time. can you please
advertise phonemaster999 on all worldwide radio and television
stations.
I think you should go and see your personal proctologist. If you don't currently have one, then employ one quickly before displaying such trates of your disability hear again. I'm certain it must be very embarrassing having such problems, but if you employ a personal proctologist, then I'm sure in time, you can be well managed if not cured completely.
One assumes this is a joke. The only surprise is that you actually bothered to write all that out.
Dan.
My God, after reading all this? It damn well better be a joke! If it's not, then you, my young zoner, lead a very very very sad existance.
Please send check or money order payable to the Zone BBS to complete this project. Startup costs will be $9,999.95 with monthly recurring costs of $3,000. I hope this is acceptable to you. My lawyers will be talking to you soon.
oh, and the domain is available. That'll be another $6.99.
*laughs* Wow! That's all I'm saying!
hmm,
that must be the strangist idea i've ever read, that's if you don't include some of the topics from tango hopper, that simply don't happen
the only good thing about that, would be to listen to HBO.
i love that station
Phonemaster999 without phone sex is like peanut butter and jelly without the peanut butter. Whare are all the descriptive porn philms you were going to put on there? We'll take regular movies too. How about all the audio books from the Library of congress? Or unlimited access to everyone's music collection? Free access to shoutcast.com, and Live365.com via the phone is a must, and internet brozing too. Oh yeah the broadband network that will be free on T3 connections worldwide for all these features is a must, too. C'mon now, why stop there?
You can do better then this. Personals and classified adds, as well as the abillity to record shows and movies for ones own personal time schedule is a must too. We'll take free wake-up calls and free 411 too.
LOL
John
Jay has grosely under-estimated the cost. I'm bored, so I'm going to brake some of this down. This will get the point across, loads. Assuming we're using Asterisk
Not to mension that he wants people to be able to make there own tld's, not get free domains, free tld's.
Ican say something like $2000000 for this to be done.
The domains can be bought by the owner for 2p per registration, but they will only owner the tld if there are 20000+ registrations per year.
BEN.
Wow I am laughing so much I almost fell out of my chair! Funny joke hahaha.
while we're at it can yu have on this phone system a personal mcdonalds and every resturant in the world plus a way to create podcasts and other such things.
lol Also cence when cood we the users specify a completion date fore anything on here.
Al quikly if you want this survice please feel free to make it and tell us wen it's done.
let's not forget the ability to control any thermostat, anywhere. As well as home building consultation, income tax assistance, grocery delivery and instant prostitute service. lol
and a countdown timer for when I'm cooking. and what about having one of those little robots so one will never feel alone - ya know those ones like smarter child on AIM? but this robot will actually talk in a human voice? and let's not forget music, talking books and audio described movies? come on admins? get your acts together! Lol :) haha
also who ever posted this wood you please get a life their on sale at wallmart fore 19.99